Spank A-Z Blog Hop Letter "Q"

Quickie

So, today is Q, and I am going to give you a quickie. Mostly because I'm tired, but also because it fits. Happy Friday!!

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My wife was a bore. A bitch.  A nag.

She was beautiful, but I was done being her punching bag.

Walking into my house, I was assaulted with the smell of curry.  I fucking hate curry.

“You’re home late.”

It was a dig.  Always.  She wasn’t concerned.  She was controlling.

“Yeah. Thanks for noticing.”

Without looking at me, she motions to the table.  “Dinner’s ready. I’ll bring you a dish.”

“No thanks,” I told her.  “I’m going out.  It smells like death in this house.  What’d you do all day?”

I hear a pan hit the sink.  “Saw my lawyer.”